OOL See there's no P in our POOL

And let's keep it that way too. I am going back to work at the pool. Wow I can't believe I'm saying this. You might be saying.... Hey what's the deal so you work at an indoor swimming pool as a lifeguard and you look at girls in swim suits. What could be hard about that ? And the answer is nothing, absolutely nothing. Except..... Old ladies in swim suits.... That's right wrinkles and all. I hope you all get a visual picture right now so that I don't have to suffer alone. Why do I work at a place like this you may be asking yourself. It's the money! They pay really well. So I find that I would rather suffer at the pool than flip burgers or wait tables. That is my rant story of the hour so just soak it in.