A Pirates life for me!!!!!

Just stop and think if you could be anything or any one. I would be a superhero. Oh yes that's right! I know it would be a stress filled job where I was always on call, but it would be great. The most exciting part would of course be the type of powers I would have and what my superhero suit would be like. As you might have guessed from my title.... I would dress and talk like a pirate. My eye patch would have a computer hooked up to it and would help me see really far and look through walls. It would also scan police scanner frequencies at all times to give me the fastest info possible of dangerous crime. I would have a hook but it would only be used to leave behind as my calling card of sorts. My actual powers would be pretty basic but amazing none the less. I would have super human strength of course, which includes the ability to jump really really high. I would also have incredible fighting skills. I would carry a laser sword and would be considered one of the greatest swordsmen that has ever lived. I would also have a robotic flying hawk that would assist me in my endeavors to clean up New York City. (It would be my eyes in the sky) My vehicle of choice would of course be a very upgraded mini cooper that could also go under water. (to go to my underwater cave) The most circulated rumor about me would be that I was immortal. (But this is not something I like to talk about, and if people bring it up I usually get angry) So that's it ... beware... arrrrrrgggggg